This is where I'll be putting stuff that I couldn't really warrant documenting as an experiment, but either I got an
interesting reaction out of someone or it was just something really funny that me and the Superfriends did.
**NOTE: If you are unfamiliar with the character Mr. Peepers, either get yourself a god damn TV and watch some SNL reruns
with Chris Kattan in them, or simply ask me and a willing volunteer, usually Cory or another Superfriend, and we'll gladly
demonstrate.
7/11/04
The other day when me and the boys were cruising around in the previa I was riding shotgun and there was a kid walking
down the side of the road and he looked stupid so I yelled "vaginal sex aint for you, buddy. anal all the way!"
hopefully that somwhow affected him positively.
Also lately Ive been making a point to crank up my music when Im in an area with a lot of people that can hear it if
theres a good tune on. Who knows, maybe itll catch someones ears just right and theyll start listening to death metal or hardcore
music.
Anyway, one time when I was pulling out of the parking lot at peter's camp I had some new metallica in, I cant remember
which song but it was something on reload, and I had it up kinda high and this guy that was hitting on some chick as she was
getting in her car stuck his tongue out and gave me a \m/ with his fingers and stuck his tongue out. I have no idea if he
was being sarcastic, but I just kind of waved and left.
Then another time I was pulling into movie gallery and I had some As I Lay Dying playing and this guy in a parked truck
with the window rolled down kind of looked at me. Then when I was leaving he was still there and when the music came on he
put his fist up. Again, maybe he likes hardcore too, or maybe he thought I was a loser. People should specify, dammit. If
youre going to make a hand gesture in reference to whats playing in my car you should either yell "I LIKE MUSIC" or "IM REALLY
BEING SARCASTIC"
6/23/04
Walter, Cory, Peter, Harris, Alex and I were walking down the beach checking out the hot chicks. We did some funny stuff
to some people, here goes:
At one point two hot chicks were walking down the beach with a little dog on a leash. As the girl holding the leash picked
up the dog for a while I said to her "no one holds me like that anymore!" she kind of giggled or something. Maybe a minute
later I turned to Cory. It was Mr. Peepers time, of course.
"Do you know who Mr. Peepers is?" I asked. One of them did. I jumped in Cory's arms and blew in his hair and all that
nonsense. They didnt really laugh very much. When I got down one of them said "thats a good impression." To this I said
"what are you talking about, impression? I AM Mr. Peepers!" The two chicks ended up talking to me and Cory as we walked down
the beach, and eventually started talking to all of us. It turned out they were from Connecticut and played lacrosse and knew
who Meghan Killoran was. We eventually bid them farewell when we decided it was time to start walking in the other direction
back towards the house.
At one point during the day there was a rather large group of people walking together, girls and guys. Probably about
our age. We had decided that we were going to pull this earlier on, and when I saw this group I encouraged everyone to join
me.
"Excuse me, you guys? Hey, excuse me?" I got a few of them to look up. "Do you guys have tickets?" At this point
they pretty much stopped and wondered what the hell I was talking about.
"TO THE GUN SHOW!!!!!!" we all exclaimed, flexing our muscles. They had virtually no reaction. They just kept on walking.
When there was some distance between us one girl called back "Are you guys gay?" After determining that that was the stupidest
comeback we'd heard in a long time, I shouted back my response. Exactly what that was I dont think Ill say, considering my
mom reads this from time to time.
I think it was on this same trip back to the house that we saw three particularly fine-looking ladies walking in the
opposite direction.
"stop, stop, stop" I said to the guys, holding them back with my arms. "I think these three here deserve a round of applause."
We all began to clap our hands, which got a giggle out of the three hotties. I think one of em said something like "umm, thanks."
I could be wrong.
5/28/04
Me and Cory were walking to our cars outside of the Danielson movie theater, and we saw 4 girls. I said to Cor, "you
wanna run over and do Mr. Peepers to those chicks?" A grin and a "giddyup" later, we were walking over towards the girls.
When we got close enough I asked, "do any of you know who mr. peepers is?" they all said no. I then leaped into Cory's arms
and began screaming "BAH! BAH!" and blowing into Cory's hair and reaching for air. "BAH! BAH!!" I screamed. None of them seemed
to know what the fuck was going on. Finally one of them said "oh, I know that! It's Chris Kattan!" I turned back into Eric
and stepped onto the ground and said to the girl that wasnt completely ignorant, "yes, of course! see!? YOURE cool." I pointed
towards the rest of them. "The rest of you suck." And Cory and I walked back to our cars without looking back.
